Humorous Bear Jokes

The three bears sit down at the breakfast table. Baby bear says, ''who's been eating my porridge?'' Daddy bear says, ''who's been eating my porridge?'' And mommy bear screams, ''do we have to go through this every single morning?
I haven't made the porridge yet.''

What do you call a bear who is standing in a light shower of rain?
A drizzly bear.

"Who's been eating my porridge?" said baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" said mummy bear.
"Burp" said daddy bear.

What does Winnie the Pooh pack in his suitcase when he goes on vacation?
The bear essentials.

What do you call a bear that has no teeth?
A gummy bear.