Humorous Questions

If the police arrest a man for stealing human hearts from a morgue, is it a cardiac arrest?

If a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a foghorn made of?

Have you ever seen a toad sitting on a toadstool?

Is a very small mother called a minimum?

Have you ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get reposessed?

If Olive Oil comes from pressing olives, and coconut oil comes from pressing coconuts, where does baby oil come from?

If the fear of being asked ''who goes there?'' called friendorphobia?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word ''monosyllabic''?

If people dream in colour, is it a pigment of their imagination?

If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?

What coat do you put on wet?
A coat of paint.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If a boxer was knocked out by Dracula, what would he be?
Out for the count.