Humorous Sports Jokes

A sensational new shortstop was being interviewed by the press. The trouble was, the guy spoke so quietly no one could hear him. One of them finally asked the coach, ''What's the matter with him?'' ''Nothing at all,'' replied the coach. ''That's just the way the rookie mumbles.''

Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

He was such a useless boxer that they called him Rembrandt - because he was always on the canvas.

Why did the football coach need to go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

What do tenpin bowlers have in common with cats?
They can both be found in alleys.

How do you make a boxer laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.